When the BL3 universe was young and Zane was at the bottom of the rung, you and I were there.
When everyone said our boyo was weak and that he had a clone that could not speak, you and I were there.
When the Kings/Queens call got nerfed and the slacker FL4Kers lost their crackers and railed and wailed because the not having to reload ship had sailed, you and I were there.
When the Moze brigade went on a tirade due to the nerf of infinite 'nades, you and I were there.
While Amara tied and bound without a sound and fake-grasped her way to godhood, you and I were there.
We were there toiling away with Zane though some thought we were insane because he was too weak to rise to fame.
But for us it wasnāt about power. It was love.
Despite his many flaws Zane gave us pause and cause to play a game whose rules are insane and whose balance commitment is non existent.
So now that he is all powerful letās not be sorrowful and let us also not glower but instead use our purple power to shower destruction in our wake because we donāt need to fake ā¦ grasp at the brass ring to be the vault hunter king!
All hail Zane whose damage is insane and whose ease of use produce jealousy in those who donāt have a giant erect phallic symbol of their own on their left shoulder or on their clone.
Little nit picks Amara is still super strong since fakegrasp fix really only effects anointments. I believe she can still build stacks from her skills with it like her rush stacks. Moze well iron bear is just as ridiculous as her nades use to be. Lastly Fl4k well they have always been in a great place even without king/queen call or before their nerfs. Other then that nice poem I guess?
Its ironic. I main Zane and played him through the game when he was neglected and overlooked. Now that GB finally acknowleged him, I lost interest in the game and pretty much quit this game just as they dropped season 2. Maybe if GB didnāt wait over a year to fix him I could be happy like you. But I guess it was just too little too late for me.
Yep,
Zaneā¦
My main,
Ridinā the train,
To the hall of fameā¦
With the purple tree,
Even without the dead&see,
Enhanced red&see,
Anointments to be,
Bosses to farm,
Psychos to harm,
With his charm
And Sntnl from the arm
Swaping the clone,
Or using the drone,
Staying inside the dome,
Freezing the zone,
Activating action skills,
To have faster kills,
While he chills
On hillsā¦
With a Fastball,
Or a Rowanās Call
Weāve seen his fall
And his rise on the pole.
Nicely done, sir!
I always felt for the boyo nation when Zane was meh.
No Gbx just turned it the other way around ā¦
Infinity Zane vs Monarch Fl4k makes me sad. Happy for you though!
While that comparison is true, I donāt see why 3 excellent trees and a trash one (that I paid additionally for) are a good package.
Sadly, it is also true that the only thing Fl4k was missing, was a bad tree. And they delivered handsomely on that ā¦
and railed and wailed because the not having to reload ship had sailed, you and I were there.
