Anointed loot memes

[studdugie]

Hey vault hunters. Sometimes there is a lot of anger expressed on these forums, especially after patches and updates, and these last few days have been something. So to lighten the mood I offer the following.

Please post pictures of anointments on weapons that are stupid or funny or both. One of the dumbest ones I came across was a fire rate increase while sliding on a Monocle .

Unfortunately, I hadn’t come up with the idea of this thread yet and I didn’t take a picture in that moment. Fortunately, @kabflash was nice enough to send me this one.

[kabflash (So many titles, so little impact.)]

[studdugie]

[kabflash (So many titles, so little impact.)]

Double troll. Weak ass anoint in the first place, then it’s status effect on a non-element.

[studdugie]

The Rough Rider is a zero capacity shield!

[Spacerobots (4SS4SS4SSIN - melee FL4K?! - n0nbin4ry r0b0t)]

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.”

“On Action Skill End, apply Terror to yourself every 5 seconds for the next 18 seconds.”

[studdugie]

I REALLY like how you made this one work . Very creative. Nicely done!

[Spacerobots (4SS4SS4SSIN - melee FL4K?! - n0nbin4ry r0b0t)]

This one made me laugh enough that I put it up on my wall. Punch my enemies with… a Tunguska??? Ok.

[Epoa (Ace of Spades)]

Fire rate is very important.

[studdugie]

[Prismatic (Dancing with Jak 'o' the Shadows)]

Cribbing @kabflash’s earlier post but a white chest annointed Lyuda deserves it:

Not technically an annointed but the futility of health regen cracks me up.

[kabflash (So many titles, so little impact.)]

[Steeveyb]

With 5 points into trl + deathless - moze can get over 18,000 shield off this; the anoint brings this well over 25,000

[kabflash (So many titles, so little impact.)]

(Have to scope in for 500% bonus crit) Also it’s accuracy is already 99% lol.

[kabflash (So many titles, so little impact.)]

GW trolling me hard today!

[studdugie]

I don’t think this gun naturally crits.

[Black_Dynomite]

its for the 360 quick scope trick shots

[njreyl (Njreyl GT: Tenebrous Wulf)]

i pulled a fire rate increased while airborne single shot gun, forgot which one it was but i definitely didn’t even both picking it up

[janejana (not actually good at this game)]

I like to think this image sums up the whole Borderlands 3 2019 Farming Experience ™:

[njreyl (Njreyl GT: Tenebrous Wulf)]

oh man I saw ASE next 2 mags dmg on a COV gun. does it effect between gun breaks? or what?