Sale: Buy it now for $399.99 now! Even I Can't dupe this Limited Jakobs item

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Vote for your favorite Radio Manufacturer:
http://strawpoll.me/4589158

Whats this you ask? Why, IT the latest “RadioTool” to come out of Jakob’s manufacturing Company! You thought we just sold guns, but you thought wrong,

***Wrong We Tell you***!

We at Jakobs have created a RadioTool just for you Pandora/Elpis needs. And even better, it’s on

What does look like? It Looks like?

THIS!:

GET YOURS NOW RIGHT HERE! This Hi-Tech piece of equipment will blow those Hyperion arses out of the water. Just send us a letter with the money and we will send it right to you! Send it to
“904 Skag Rd., Somewhere Pandora.”

PRODUCT FAQ

Q: What the ■■■■ is this? It looks like Trash…

A: This is a Radio integrated in a Tool store. Organizing your tools? Listen to music while you do. Cutting Wood? Dont cut your finger while listening to this crystal clear tunes.

Q: What makes this version so special? Why cant i just by a tool box and a radio?

A: Because this is the better, more Superior brand, you could by that cheap and flimsy stuff, or you could by Jackobs brand, and get better ranger coverage, better sound. With multiple storage slots, you have a place for all of your tools, or even better, you CD’s or Vinyl discs.

Q: My Echo has the same features, why is this better?

A: Because ■■■■ you that’s why. Can your echo device store CD’s? Can it store tools? No, remember that time the echo-net went down? Nope, not if you had this.

DISCLAIMER:

Us at Jakobs corporation are not responsible for:

  1. The Radio exploding when you press the stop button.
  2. The Tool storage falling apart because “we” didn’t attach screws correctly.
  3. Incredulously small psychos jumping out at you.
  4. The Radio having no stations.
  5. Broken Radio parts.
  6. Death cause by “our” mistakes in building this
  7. You not recieving your radio because your adress was confusing
  8. Incomplete Radio’s.

Questions? Call us at 1-800-JAKOBSRADIO-NOW

ORDER NOW BEFORE WE RUN OUT! WE ARE ALMOST OUT, WITH ONLY 849,998 LEFT IN STOCK!

QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CONCERNS? Write them down and put them in your trash can. It would be appreciated.

User Reviews:

^^Look at that. 3 Times he died. This product amazes even us here at the Jakobs Corporation. Thanks for your support Mr. Flames. *Sighs*, another happy customer.

^^ People all over Pandora are enjoying  this product this person just had every problem solved by it. Can your Echo device do that? He died 69 times, that's not bad, all the cool kids are doing it!
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#2

I need somebody to write a review for this Radio stuck in the tool box. It really did need its own thread.

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#3

I have been immensely satisfied with this purchase!

The extra 200 for “digistructing and nanomaterials” was totally worth it!

The 3 fingers I’ve lost so far have actually made me become much more skilled with my remaining digits!

After killing about 39 of his incredulously small companions, I have befriended one of the tiny psychos! One day soon i won’t even need to chain him up!

The sound quality is amazing; every song sounds like an extended remix, with awesome added hisses, scratches, pops, and voice overs for other high quality Jackobs products!

I have died three times, but that’s ok, my New U policy needed updating anyway!

Very satisfied with this awesome and completely necessary purchase, 11 out of 10!

( @Greasy_Broccoli best thread these boards have seen in a while, my friend, cheers! )

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#4

I love this post.

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#5

Seriously, i can’t stop reading this and laughing.

Genius!

#6

Because f**k you, that’s why!

:wink: :slight_smile: :wink:

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#7

“Wink” “Smile”

i have a gif just for this if i can find it.

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#8

I cant find it, but its the one in the beginning cut-scene of the Hammerlock DLC, when Zer0 puts his thumb up and smiles with that little sparkle.

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#9

I remember that!

This thread has seriously made my day, buddy!

#10

It’s my honor.

Take this one instead:

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#11

Awww, it’s beautiful…

#12

BUMP!

Why are more people not replying to this amazing thread of awesome-ness?!?

#13

I think it is because they are checking their couch cushions for extra change to buy it. They dont know what they are missing out on.

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#14

*nominates this thread for Thread of the Year consideration

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#15

For that matter, where the hell has @ACNAero been these past few days?

I miss him mocking playfully all my new topics!

#16

He brought the Radio-Toolbox and now he is jamming out wherever he jams out at. He is too addicted to it.

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#17

Hehe.

The incredulously tiny psychos have taken him hostage.

He is now their King / God!

Like Clappy and the tribespeople in that Hammerlock DLC village!

#18

By the way, i have to ask…was “incredulously” a typo for “incredibly”?

If not, it’s the perfect word, and brilliant.

“What? I find it hard to believe how tiny you are! How’d you fit inside this high quality Radio/Toolbox?”

*gets buzzaxed painfully on the little toe

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#19

Lol, yeah. Like how the loot midgets somehow are able to fit inside impossible places. This thread can only get better.

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#20

@Greasy_Broccoli

You rule.

I hope this thread receives much more love!

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