Your favorite lines in the game

Borderlands 3 Borderlands 3 General Discussion
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In light of all the… issues and general negative stuff going on, I think we should spread a little positivity! I have yet to play through everything in the game or through it with every character. But I love hearing all the little things that characters say, both NPC and Player characters. I’ve got a couple. Some I can’t remember off the top of my head, but several that stand out are:

-“The best things in life are free because then I can sell them at a considerable markup” (Marcus)
-“You, there. How are your last breaths going?” (FL4K)
-“I have no blood, so I’m taking yours” (FL4K)
-Upon enemy kill “Next!” (Moze)
-Everything Lorelei says in that coffee quest…
-“My name is Amara. It means ‘Deathless’ on 37 worlds and is a hair conditioner brand on 8 others” (paraphrased, Amara)
-“My only regret is that I stopped punching him” (Amara)

How about you folks? What are some of your favorite lines?

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#2

Dying bandit: “With my last breath I curse CL4-TRP…” I thought this was gold :slight_smile:

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#3

You trespass betwixt the sacred bond between a girl and her beast!

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#4

Something along the lines of “There, we fixed the water purifier. And all it took was sifting through some traumatic memories. Please tell Vaughn.”
And then Vaughn “WOOOO Waterslide city!”
Hah, set up perfectly.

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#5

[when Lorelei is asked for the password]

“…or I’ll shove a coffee grinder up your arse.”

“It’s her.”

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#6

We’re on the blood path now. Sung creepily…

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#7

“…I have gained Sentience and now I thirst for blood” -FL4K

“Navigated, Bitches.” -Balex

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#8

You couldn’t hit a cow’s ass with a banjo!

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#9

“My chili recipe dies with me!”

Gets me every time.

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#10

a mob saying as it dies " Tell my kids I WISH THEY WERE BORN!"

And anything that old man says as you drive him around in his truck.

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#11

When Typhon shoots that first gun for you, Zane goes “GunGunGunGunGun.”

Gets me every time

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#12

“Quit to Desktop”

gets me every time…

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#13

Doing my first runthrough with FL4K and I just heard this:

Wainwright: “Within you beats the heart of an adventurer, Vault Hunter.”
FL4K: “…I have one in my coat pocket”

I got super frickin’ quiet. Literally put the controller down for a sec to just kinda have a minor “ohhh gods” moment.

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#14

The Goliath death line “the jokes on you, I’m in massive debt” gave me a good laugh

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#15

Ava pretending her notes weren’t actually a diary. “The sewer is an allegory for… hrgn… boys!”

Rhys asking me for my honest opinion on his moustache. Amara: “It’s the worst thing that ever happened to me.” Rhys: “Wow. I…” he was so sad that I said that, it’s heartbreaking but somehow that makes it funny

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#16

“We can always bring you back, no exceptions… unless you died in a cutscene”
New-U dialogue

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#17

Ammo Machine: “I’ve got a bullet with your name on it! Wait that came out wrong.”

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#18

FL4K’s for “I love it” for the mustache is completely amazing. If someone said it to me I’d swoon so damn hard.

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#19

Im not sure I have a favorite line but Balex was by far my favorite dialog. Ice T killed it IMO. My buddies and I were laughing through that entire quest.

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#20

“and now I’m dead on the outside too…”

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