I once buttslammed so hard I

Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel BL:TPS Discussion
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…split Wilhelm’s cyberpants.

(Insert your own now!)

#2

I once buttslammed so hard I made 3 Ultimate Badass WH33L-TPs fall off a cliff in Ov3rl00k. (It’s behind the cliff where you meet Rex Loader & Felicity)

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#3

I buttslammed so hard a hundred times that I knocked the Elder Opha into the void in Eleseer every time

That thing is like good luck charm on the way to the raid

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#4

I once buttslammed so hard I smashed thru the ceiling of a previously undiscovered vault and knocked out the creature within.

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#5

I once butt slammed so hard that i broke my pelvis. I had stay it the ER for 5 months, and i was told i would never walk again. Now i am a 63 year old man in a wheel-chair, getting ready to take my pills with my prune juice and take my nap in 2 minutes.

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#6

@Greasy_Broccoli

It’s gonna be hard to top that one, Doc!

#7

I once buttslammed so hard that I opened a rift in space/time and fell hard into the Atlantic ocean, sinking the Titanic.

I was using a Cryo oz kit at the time so they naturally assumed it was an Iceberg.

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#8

I once buttslammed so hard I grew another butt from sheer manliness. Two butts are better than one.

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#9

I once buttslammed so hard Led Zeppelin wrote an epic song about it.

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#10

I once butslammed so hard that I opened a hole in the BL universe and got teleported to the Fallout universe.

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#11

Well, there are Vaults in both. In fact, Fallout 3 was the main reason the art style in the original Borderlands was changed; if they hadn’t, it would have looked much like a ripoff of such at first glance.

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#12

@Geotpf

Yes , but tell us how hard you buttslammed !

#13

I once buttslammed so hard…later that night I pooped out an entire band of scavs.

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#14

@BTK420247

Were they led by…POOP DECK?!?

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#15

Lol why yes they were

#16

I once buttslammed so hard I broke Nel’s Kraggonic armour and he called ME a dick!

#17

I once buttslammed in a puddle so hard ,I gave myself an enema ,picked up a rock too ,but im hardcore, so I squeezed it into a diamond

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#18

I once buttslammed so hard, I [TAPE CORRUPTED]

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#19

Wwwwaiit what what?

So the Vaults in BL were meant to look like military bases? How would they explain the alien thing now?

#20

…that the trees around me naturally and immediately formed a Borderlands expansion for Cards Against Humanity.

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