A Letter To Iwajira

Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel BL: TPS Loot and Weapons Chat
#1

Dear Iwajira,

Please would you stop dropping me lvl57 items. It is really, really annoying, seeing as I’m lvl60 and you’re lvl61.

Yours Sincerely,

TheRandomGoth

#2

“If you weren’t constantly killing me, maybe I would. Why does nobody ask me for things these days? Nowadays it’s like “AARRGH! A GIANT KRAGGON! KILL IT!”. Do you think I like looking like this? It’s not my fault I scare you meatbags half to death, but you’re the ones trespassing on where I live!”

Love, Iwajira
xxx

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#3

Reminds me of the ‘Letter to Badass Pyre Tresher’ on the old forums. Me like.

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#4

My money says the big lizard can’t even read, so don’t get your hopes up!

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#5

my letter is: To iwajira. Pleases give me loot and i will stop killing you. or else.

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#6

"Dear Iwajira,

I am very sorry to intrude upon your lair, me and my Vault Hunter friends maybe explored a little too much.

Props to you though, you are very difficult to defeat! However, I believe that defeating you is an achievement that requires reward. I mean, nobody wants to work for nothing, right?

Sincerely,
Nisha

PS: Sorry for taking so long to reply, I’ve just been raiding Marcus’s loot train so much!"

#7

Does not compute.

#8

Does not compute.

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#9

Haha yeah I’ve just realised, sorry guys, bit of an anticlimax there…

#10

Dear Iwajira, please drop me a level 70 shock Hail some day, preferably with matching grip. i don’t even bother about an accessory. it’s not that you haven’t dropped it for me yet, but always a level or two below me :frowning:

also, now that the level cap is increased again, it would be nice if you could redrop the Ol’ Painful!!