I’m pretty sure the usual apple user agreement doesn’t look that different
You should see the NDA the moderators have to sign. Reams of it. Something about firstborn, they mention bloodlines a fair bit, and many diverse oaths and unbespoken laws rendered unto the elder ones that dwell beyond the universe, or something like that. Then, in the final chapter, the letters all go a bit, well, glyph-like and seem to move of their own accord if you don’t look straight at them. Like, they seem to writhe a bit. Like alligators mating. Sometimes, I think I hear the pages rustling uncomfortably, angrily, buzzing like flies…
Still, I expect it’s the usual stuff. Nothing to worry about.
“If you object to any
Change, your objection constitutes an objection to Digby
Vermouth, the “Dig’s Gigs” subscription service, and the
Spirit of hyper-jazz, in which case Dahl requests you cease
Using the ECHO device, platform, and service immediately,
You snob.”
This made my day. 
It’s such a Borderlands thing to do. XD
The Company reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to
Change, modify, alter, revise, paraphrase, restate, change,
Adjust, obscure, obfuscate, obliterate, reinstate, contradict,
Modulate, refine, redefine, or otherwise defy the scrutiny
And understanding of the Agreement at any time, and you
Agree to be bound by such terminological distortions. Any
That is almost too real.
Thank you for posting this!
I wonder how it compares to the user agreement that scrolls past very rapidly at the beginning of the Claptastic Voyage DLC in TPS?
This is great and gave me a good chuckle, thanks!
The only bad thing about it is that it mentions respawns and thus we are doomed to another 7 years of arguing about the canon status of the New-U stations.
Nah. They just like to break the 4th wall that’s all.