Greasy_Broccoli
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April 14, 2015, 1:39am
#1
Here is where we gather to talk about our lord Dr. Ted. We talk about things our lord has done to make this world better, more fit for living. Dr. Ted takes on many forms, but he is all the same. You can join us. You can rejoice in the presence of Ted, Let him flow through you. While you may think that you know Ted best, just remember a Quote directly from our lord:
âOh, you think you know Dr. Ted best, but you merely adopted the spirit of Ted. I was born as Ted, molded by him.â
â Dr. âGreasy Broccoliâ Ted.
I am here to lead you towards a better path towards Ted. His research is greater than we are. His breath is the air we breathe. If you want to join, you must show us your love for Ted. Tell us how he has saved your life, made you a stronger man/woman. Embrace the love of Ted with open arms.
Dr. Ted is love. Dr. Ted is life.
Cult motto:
"Better Ted than not dead
Your Leader:
Dr. " @Greasy_Broccoli " Ted
Cult Lead Song writer:
farsight37
Cult High ranking members:
P_Anarchist
truetomapd
FlamesForAll
KrewlraiN
Kitty_Jo
Gearbox Employee Members:
Joekgbx
Cult Normal members:
HandsomeJack
Gigan
Rock114
GoldenPaladin
InGen_Nate_Kenny
SirScrubbington
Duck_Hunt
Lottii-lu
JordaaNpopee
This cult has a weapon to use against its enemies. It was forged by our friend, @P_Anarchist .
Name: Doctorâs Orders
Brand: Bandit (?)
Type: Shotgun (duh)
Red Text: Weâre losing him! Give me 20ccs STAT!
Effect: Bulletâs are shaped like syringes, has a random effect per trigger pull (explosive, acid DOT, Shock DOT, Fire DOT, Slag/Cyro DOT, Singularity gravity effect, dud (no effect) but slightly increased damage for âbulletsâ)
Bullets fired per shot: 12
Ammo consumed per shot: 3
Clip Size: ~12
Accuracy: ~30-50%
Whaddya think?
Cult Songs (All by: Farsight37)
Itâs a whole ânother dayHeâs back up in ya
Doc T-E-single-D
He representa
âBeen away forever, but you all know
Heâs still Teddy stylinâ in Hallow
Got Ned locked down
Sewed up
And if you plan on cominâ out, doctor hold up
This a check up
Neck up
They got yoâ meds on the shelf, yo his is too
And guess where they gonâ trek up
?Some doctaz think they know they medsBut they donâtSome M-Dâs escapeSome wonâtBumpinâ heads with doctaz
Where he from?
West Hallowâs End, docta, H-1
The Ted-man just got licensed
Now he got more dough with them med vendor prices
Tellinâ me âbout the zombies and Doc Ned crisis
But heâll make that out late
âCause docta, he got vices
Doctaz tryâna get in, to get ou
tPut me up on game, tellinâ me who gonâ heal me
But ever since
He was a studentâTill he got licensed
He never had no other doc pullinâ on his chrome
Say Tedâs upside ya head
Said Tedâs upside ya head
Say Tedâs upside ya head
Said Tedâs upside ya head
Say Tedâs upside ya head
Said Tedâs upside ya head
Say Tedâs upside ya head
Said Tedâs upside ya head
Yâall know me, still the same olâ T
But I been low key
Hated on by most these doctaz
With no heads, no deals and no meds, no wheels and not Ted
No homes, no instant heals, and no Zeds
Mad at me 'causeI can finally afford to provide my family with anti-Ned
Got a place with a beat up lab and itâs all full of vials
To add to the wall full of smiles
Hanging up in the office of my practice for the not-dead
But yâall think Iâm gonna let âem go like Ned
Unfed
You better bow down to me, Ted
Who you think taught you how to drink red
Who you think brought you the new meds
Dr. Zeds, Bahas and Knoxxes, and undead Doc Neds
And the group that said motherlove the undead
Gave you a case full of blown headsTo bump when you stroll through the Cove
And when your health bar wasnât a treasure trove
Whoâs the doc that they told you to go get?
Yâall better listen up, I said
All you doctaz that said I turned back
Or that the Firmâs wackYâall are the reason Ted ainât gettinâ no sleep
So screw yâall, all yâall
If yâall donât like me, stab me
Yâall gonna keep messing around with me
And turn me back to the old me
Nowadays everybody wants to talk, like they got something to be said
But nothinâ comes out when they move they lips, just a bunch of gibberish
And motherlovers act like they forgot about Ted
Nowadays everybody wants to talk, like they got something to be said
But nothinâ comes out when they move they lips, just a bunch of gibberish
And motherlovers act like they forgot about Ted
Weâre no strangers to fearYouâve all been shot, and so has TedA filled up health barâs what heâs thinking hereYou wouldnât get this from any other ZedTed just wants to tell you how heâs healingGotta make you good to go
Never gonna give you painNever gonna let you hurtNever gonna overcharge and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say "go die"Never gonna sell a lie, or kill you
Weâve known each other, not so longYour bodyâs aching butYouâve no meds to save itInside just Ted knows whatâs been going onHealing youâs the game, because Ted craves itAnd if you ask Ted how heâs feelingDonât tell him youâre too blind to see
Never gonna give you painNever gonna let you hurtNever gonna overcharge and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say "go die"Never gonna sell a lie, or kill you
Never gonna give you painNever gonna let you hurtNever gonna overcharge and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say "go die"Never gonna sell a lie, or kill you
Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you pain)Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you pain)
Weâve known each other, not so longYour bodyâs aching butYouâve no meds to save itInside just Ted knows whatâs been going onHealingâs the game, because Ted craves it
Ted just wants to tell you howâs heâs healingGotta make you good to go!
Never gonna give you painNever gonna let you hurtNever gonna overcharge and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say "go die"Never gonna sell a lie, or kill you
Never gonna give you painNever gonna let you hurtNever gonna overcharge and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say "go die"Never gonna sell a lie, or kill you
Never gonna give you painNever gonna let you hurtNever gonna overcharge and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say "go die"Never gonna sell a lie, or kill you
Our Goals (suggest them):
Get Awsome meeting Place: $0/$35,400,000
Get that statue of Ted: $0/$2,200,000
Threads and links dedicated to Ted
Here is a link to the original thread for this: http://oldforums.gearboxsoftware.com/showthread.php?t=383267
HEYOO! if you like Dr. Ted, then just comment any suggestion you have for him, whether it is a head, quote, Echo log or anything else that will be good for Dr. Ted
Name: Dr. Ted
Class: The brother we donât talk about
Melee Weapon: Bone Saw
Preferred weapon type: assault rifle
Physical Appearance: Dr.Ted is a man with a muscular upper body His right arm is covered in tape, like KâŠ
Iâm posting this here because The Handsome Collection is the most recent Borderlands development besides the telltale game. This is mostly a suggestion to the DEVs for BL3. My cousin and I felt BL3 could have a support heavy character.(He can still hold his own of course).
Dr. TED/Theodore/Teddy/The Esteemed Doctor
Back-story/Background: In Fyrestone on Pandora Dr. Zed had a Twin, Dr. Ned. Though their mother loved them both she wanted triplets. To compensate for the lack of a third child she âŠ
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FlamesForAll
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April 14, 2015, 1:51am
#2
Im in!
But, like a shiny, deadly, fast Vladof weapon, I am ready to start the Patriotâs Anarchist Revolution at the drop of a hat!
Lead well Ted/Zed/Ned!
Greasy_Broccoli
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April 14, 2015, 1:54am
#3
You have chosen the path of enlightenment, your choice will not betray you.
This could get out of hand, but iâm an optimist here. I honestly hope that a Gearbox Moderator sees any of these threads and we can officially launch this campaign.
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Greasy_Broccoli
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April 14, 2015, 1:56am
#5
Everyone past this post has to state their love for Dr. Ted before Joining now. We cant let no believers in.
FlamesForAll
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April 14, 2015, 1:59am
#6
You know, this coukd even be a religious type deal.
The Holy Trinity of Ted / Zed / Ned.
Amen.
sign of the Vault
eridium communion
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Greasy_Broccoli
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April 14, 2015, 2:01am
#7