Take Tannis to the Prom Club

illogik420 · July 14, 2019, 4:41am

Well folks, it appears Moxxxi isn’t all that and 2 family sized bags of chips, at least for some of us (@illogik420 @Jefe @RavenOfArisia @Carlton_Slayer @Curmudge0n @Slif_One @piratebones2 @nat_zero_six @Ossie) This topic is just a little place for us Tannis fans to continue a conversation that was derailing an established thread and was inevitably going to get kyboshed by the mods anyway.

Since this is the first that topic I have created I didn’t want to do it half-assed but since you guys have continued this derailment all day while I was in the woods with my family I’m in a hurry. And since I’m more of a deviant than P3RV-E I have included a link to another web sight that includes a collection of Tannis dialogue and another link of some fan art of her.

So lets continue this fight over who gets to take Tannis to the prom even though @Jefe clearly won. I’m gonna start by posting this pic she let ME take…

Artist: Suppa-Rider

Slif_One · July 14, 2019, 4:45am

This is ■■■■■■■ brilliant Great first post and fantastic name BTW

We all know Moxxi’s chip bags are all anybody likes her for, but real men (and women) need intellectual stimulus and she’s all boobs no brains.

illogik420 · July 14, 2019, 4:49am

Thank you dude lol!!! I have been working on it all day but was out in the Boonies and kept dropping in and out of cell service. Finally my wife asked what the hell I was doing and she just raised her eyebrows when I told her.

Slif_One · July 14, 2019, 4:51am

Wife? No Tannis for you. One down

illogik420 · July 14, 2019, 4:54am

Noooooooooo…
You got me. I’m out. Only one women owns this man’s heart. But just know I’ll be over by the punchbowl while Tannis and the winner slow dance and make you both uncomfortable with my inappropriate leering.

Slif_One · July 14, 2019, 4:58am

I encourage leering. In fact, I demand it.

Do you have a good camera?

illogik420 · July 14, 2019, 5:12am

See picture above

Slif_One · July 14, 2019, 5:13am

I shouldn’t’ve done that, now my nose is bleeding too.

You’re hired.

Jefe · July 14, 2019, 5:22am

Dibs.

RavenOfArisia · July 14, 2019, 5:23am

Now, I want to make something clear.
While Tannis has my , I do not want to have a great deal of shade thrown on Moxxi.
While she may not be as physically attractive to me as Patty, she is an equal to her in some areas in brains. As we know from both DIgistruct Peak and TPS, as well as her particular brand of weapons, Moxxi is a more than adequate creative engineer, so let’s celebrate her brains too.

Of course Patricia is beyond just a tech, she is a theoretical creator and genus. Which, to me, just makes her more attractive.

We are a family-friendly forum here, so I am not going to share all my particular visions, but I will stand duel to anyone to gain her favor, you name the arena and the weapon set.

Hmmmm, in fact maybe that IS the next step! We all go back to BL1 and start arena dueling for Patty’s heart!
–RoA

Jefe · July 14, 2019, 5:30am

Sawtooth Easter egg
Blue red green yellow purple
Tannis rides a fish

Slif_One · July 14, 2019, 5:34am

Rough Riders, Slaggas. Three sets of BO3 (Best of three) on Scarlett’s ship in Wurmwater, Hunter’s Grotto Lodge, and BO5 in Moxxi’s Bar in the Badass Crater if a tiebreaker is needed.

No Cloud Kill, no Phaselock, no Scorn. Fleet, Flicker, Foresight, Restoration (for extra health and healing each after every match) Recompense and Sustenance.

Can you tell I’ve done this before? I’ve been finding ways to make duels fun for years. You just challenged the wrong Siren!

@Widowmakxer can confirm my duel ruleset.

Does that mean you wanna be a fish? Will you spawn a Thresher to fight in your stead?

illogik420 · July 14, 2019, 5:52am

And call myself a Tannis voyeur. How is it I didn’t know about this? Is that the sequence you blow up the barrels right there? I should have realized something was up there, there are so many and each element is represented.

Slif_One · July 14, 2019, 6:04am

Luckily you were already disqualified.

illogik420 · July 14, 2019, 6:06am

Absolutely I withdraw my insult. And let’s not forget the epic parenting skills she must have had raising two well adjusted citizens of Pandora like Scooter and Ellie! And the political acumen she had to have had, to navigate the Hatfield and McCoy style blood-feud that raged between the Zaford and Hodunk tribes, and still managed to keep her kids and herself from catching a stray Maggie or Slagga round in the heart tattoo!

I mean dont get me wrong. The writers of the female characters in Borderlands are Feminist allies of the highest order. Moxxxi is a straight up, bonafide, legit Badass.

But Tannis tho…

And let’s not be hasty there @Slif_One, I’m… I’m talking to my wife. Gonna try and turn her around on this whole polyamory thing.

Slif_One · July 14, 2019, 6:12am

My ex wanted to be polyamorous.

Until I introduced her to Tannis and she got jelly.

That’s why she’s my ex

fosley · July 14, 2019, 6:44am

Moxxi is just an individual of a species. Tannis is so badass she gets her own genus.

Slif_One · July 14, 2019, 6:49am

Well played

Tannisius Tannisii from the family Tannisidae

billthebetta · July 14, 2019, 7:03am

I counter with

Get on a boat, down by Treacher’s Landing!
YELLOW
BLUE
GREEN
RED

Tannis rode a fish twice, and if you can’t deal with her at her most fishyness then you don’t deserve her at all!

Slif_One · July 14, 2019, 7:06am

I like how a channel with no subs gets thousands of views.