I was inspired today by yet another debate about the perennially most-contested article of gear in the entire game : the revered , the despised , the under-appreciated , the over-valued , the superlative , the mediocre , the underwhelming, the invaluable FLORENTINE!
I’m a great lover/hater of the same debates that crop up over and over :
- Doc’s vs Rustler’s ( Doc’s is the correct answer )
- Flicker’s effect on Scorn ( none is the correct answer )
- DPUH or Hard/Crammed/Intense Harold ( the correct answer is anything other than DP )
- a 94% Sham vs a 93% Sham with better recharge ( inside joke… but 93% is correct )
- Blight Phoenix : awesome or stupid? ( Stupendous! was the correct answer if I recall correctly )
- and of course Slagga vs the FLORENTINE.
And just because I’m feeling sadistic/masochistic , I thought I’d dredge this topic up yet again so you can all love/hate me.
And so to the debating podium we go! (I’ll do all the debating for you. If you didn’t have an opinion yet, you can have mine )
Why is the FLORENTINE so amazing?
- it slags and strips shields in one!
- it looks cool!
- that’s all I got…the above point was made in desperation (although granted it’s true).
Why does the FLORENTINE suck?
- its main projectile is shock and the splash is slag, so any potential grenade and elemental boosts are lost, so your 2 ammo per shot does far less damage than a Plasma Caster ( gawd, even a Bandit PC).
- its slag chance is ridiculously bad compared with its nearest comparator , the Slagga ( and in fact, the Slagga’s damage is very impressive ). It takes half a mag to actually slag your target. Meanwhile all that damage your trying to lay out is getting shrugged off because the target isn’t slagged.
- shields are actually very easy to strip through normal (non-shock) damage once the target is slagged. In the cases of certain bosses, you’re going to use something a lot more aggressive than a puny no-splash FLORENTINE.
Now the caveats : level has a huge impact on the usefulness of this gun. We all know the OP levels are ruthless at weeding out the under-achievers ; but at sub-OP levels, this is a perfectly viable gun that’s cool and fun to use. You can even use Adabiviak’s patented OP system to buff the damage ( i.e. use an OP6 gun in OP4 ).
Anyways, you’re now free to argue with me and each other if you so desire ; or you may silently agree with my assessment ; or you may silently regard me as a know-nothing jackass.
The choice is yours!