As per @marvinmoon
A thread in which to express
Thoughts on Borderlands
Only haikus are allowed (5,7,5 syllables)
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Phillipe is firewood
Clork prattles gazing downward
Best view of Tannis
Plagiarizing myself from an earlier post:
Gaige was unprepared
The Ancient Dragons attacked
Four hundred stacks lost
Is there nothing worse
Than OMGWTH
Taking your Peak run
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This is for @Ronnie_Rayburn
Useless Mordecai
Sits drunk in Tundra Express
Stealing all my kills
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Herbert is smitten
Collects Scarlett’s underwear
Cannot write haiku
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Breezed through OP 6
Bring on the next one I cried
Soon after I died
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Crap I know but I figured I’d contribute.
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For @farsight37
Boobs point direction
Crooning radio, old piano
Zaford emblem found
Poetic license taken with radio (ray-dyo) and piano (pya-no) to maintain 7 syllables
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When getting back to your friends
Fighting through Stalkers and Gluttony
Dont forget your Tesla
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Level fifty six
Must get that second capstone
So I can survive
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This is new to me
I’m not that good at haikus
Or, at least, I think.
Oh, for Borderlands?
Let me see what I can do.
…It’s made by Gearbox?
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I had a bit of time after work this evening, so for better or for worse (almost certainly worse!), here are my contributions:
Several character haikus:
EXPLOSIONS!!! **** YEAH!
MISTER TORGUE APPROVES THIS ■■■■!
MEEDLYMEEDLYMOW!!!
Kill Jack Kill Jack Kill
Jack Kill Jack Kill Jack Kill Jack
Haiku by Tina
Claptrap’s dubstep song
Nobody wants to hear it
Just shut up and die
Talented Moxxi
Chestacular bartender
Vampiric gun smith
Poop train conductor
Meat man of nipple salads
Taste the violence
Deputy of pain
Broken skills in human form
Salvador is fun!
A tribute to the ending of the Tina DLC, which is a personal favorite:
Grieving for dear friends
Role playing game helps process
Rest in peace Bloodwing
And a reply to Jefe’s most recent entry:
Gaige: "What is capstone?"
Mechromancers do not need
Skill tree is hot mess
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My old friend @Jefe
You magnificent bastard
What a great haiku
I’m assuming your name is pronounced with two syllables.
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For @Sun_Tsunami ( edited as the first draft was terrible )
Chain Lightning, Rapier
Melee Zer0…are you there?
Many fall on Peak
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First Infinity
Seasons passed while farming
RNG have mercy
Invisible goon
Hunt in evergreen Highlands
Let us stalk the stalkers
Poet of Meat
A glimpse of gore at sunrise
Desert lays silent
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Wow , this took off quick
A talented bunch we are
The drunker we get…
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Pearlescent weapons
All I want is a Bekah
God damn you Bearcat
@Ganjamira - those last 2 are exceptional
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Catch A Ride again
Only want the Pimentaco
Hidden inside scrap
Phaselock in action
Screaming midget soaring high
Sniper-Sirens joy
In the arena
My good old rock of safety
Terra will fall soon
Thanks alot @Jefe
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Davlin takes Bloodfruit
Tree of Life, Ho-Dum-Shiva
Ghost-king spell. Booya
A spiderpants spawns
@Psychichazard monocle
Tubby skeleton?
I swear, you’re all going to end up in one.
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Community patch
Tunguska hurts me no more
My life is complete
EDIT:
Motherfcking rats
stole my fcking pearlescent
I hate them so much
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