During the mission Breaking the Bank; Brick exclaims: "Now that you’ve got the laxative, it’s time to find some explosives!"
What is your favorite sentence from Borderlands. Maybe it is something original you came up with while playing.
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Scooter-
“I will hang myself from my own tombstone, if within you I cannot put my bone.”
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“If you ask why I’m called the white knight, I might punch you into the throat. Hey, just a fair warning.”
Okay, that’s 2. That’s the first one that I remember when trying to think of just single sentences. It still makes me laugh.
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“■■■■ and meatballs! Didn’t think I’d ever see your dumb ass again!”
- Scooter
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“My hat looks like a penis!” - Innuendobot.
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“My Siren’s name is Brick and she is the prettiest.”
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Zed: “Sure, I pulled a round out of one of them Gutter boys… I healed him up as good as new! But the little skunk overpaid me… six thou- five thousand bucks! You don’t need to confiscate that or anything, do you?”
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Damn. OK. That is mine, too. It makes me laugh every time I hear it, and I reset a lot.
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NEVER STOP THE KILLING, NEVER!!!
I still say that after every ko.
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Now that I think about it a lot of the stuff coming out of Zed during Monster mash is pure gold.
“ew, why are you giving me these bodyparts I in no way asked for. Please accept these hundred dollar bills as a sign of my disgust”
"you know, if you think about it, this kinda your fault"
and the one I’m not even trying to write here where he tries being all inconspicuous and failing to produce anything. “Just say nothing to nobody!”
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I remember laughing when I heard that too! That was such an uplifting moment. I remember wondering would else got a kick out of that. Thank you for sharing.
Here is one of my many favorite quotes;
Karima: "Please ignore Dave and aim the cannon fifty-five degrees portbound, eighty-six degrees skyloft."
Something I said the other day which surprised me
Dab Doubt: "While you finish decomposing, i am going to go over here and do some looting!"
I was taking out Crysalisk CQB and I was anxious to collect the loot and I knew I would need to wait till the explosive decomposition ceased.
Everything the Goliaths say is amusing especially when slagged.
Once I picked up a shotgun and Zero made a comment about shooting midgets in the head, that was on time.
I haven’t heard this one yet. I bet it is a total riot.
WHO MADE THIS GUN ???
intense screaming when Krieg transforms
I’LL SHOW YOU WHAT A BADASS IS !!!
COME TO MEEE, WRATH SPONGE.
Hey, did ya miss me ? (Axton)
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA (Salvador)
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“WHY YOU HATE SHIELD???”
“I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!”
I like some of the stuff Nomads say too.
“Awww crap…” when a grenade lands nearby.
“Nice turret!”
“Get rid of the magic chick!”
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“I was supposed to be alone!”
“Bury me with my stuff.”
“Drop your gear and I’ll let you live!”
‘‘Bring me a bucket, and I’ll show you a bucket!’’
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