HOLY CRAP!!!
There are OTHER forums on the Gearbox site outside of Battleborn!!??
I LITERALLY JUST FOUND OUT!!!
Anyway… who wants to come up with some Borderlands themed yo mama jokes?
I’ll start.
Yo mama must LOVE Scooter, cuz she was shoutin’ “Catch a Ride!” on the street corner last night!
Doooooo we have to keep it PG? Because I can think of some really innappropriate Yo Mama innuendos…
May not be such a good thing…
Yo mama so fat, Dukino’s Mom is like, “I just try to kite her around the rock!”
Yo mama got so many kids, the Black Queens are like, “it’s a uterus, not a clown car!”
Too many Peak runs and episodes of the Wire.
Give it a shot and see what happens
Yo mama so fat, she makes Ellie look like Mordecai.
Yo mama so ugly, she’s the reason Face McShooty has a mission for you.
Yo mama so fat, when psychos see her, they say, “Time for three thousand pounds of flesh!”
Yeeeaaaahhhhh, that one destroyed me. Laughed so hard!
Yo mama must be a Claptrap unit, cuz she screamed bloody murder when she saw the StairMaster!
Yo mama so dumb, Claptrap looks like a genius compared to her.
Yo mama so cheap, the Tediore corporation wants to hire her.
Yo mama so ugly, Hammerlock flipped the ■■■■ out when he saw her.
Yo mama so ugly, a Rakk Hive’s guts look prettier than her
Yo mama so ugly, Dr. Zed wishes she kept her outsides inside.
Yo mama so fat, even Dexi has less health points than her.
I think the Face McShooty one is still tops. It just made me laugh out loud, again.
Yo mama so ugly, scooter turned her down.
OooooooooOOOOHHHHhhhhHHHH!!!
Yo mama so fat that Gaige with 600 anarchy stacks wouldn’t miss a single shot on her.
Not sure I can top the Face McShooty one, but here goes…
Yo mama’s so fat, Jack uses her teeth as drilling equipment.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she jumped off the Buzzards Nest, she MADE Sawtooth Cauldron.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she makes Dukino’s Mom look like a milf.
Yo mama sooooooo nasty, she makes Motor Mama lose her appetite.
That i feel i on par with Mc Shooty.
Your mama so fat, that the vault hunters thought she had a hidden vault inside her
I restrained myself from saying that one due to its innuendo-ish nature…