I was quite bored so I decided to write out how I imagine a scene in a borderlands movie would play out


SCENE INT: the scene begins with axton with zero in a swampy area on their way to a check something out

Axton echo calls the base

Axton: “so, what are we looking for exactly?”

CUT TO: maya on the crimson raider computer with some faint crashing sounds in the background. The camera is located in the computer screen.

Maya: appearently there is some kind of hyperion experiment gone loose and it needs to be killed

more crashing sounds are heard in the background

Axton:“what are those noises?”

Maya (in an annoyed tone): Krieg and Salvador are wrestling again.

*Salvador goes flying over Maya’s head and crashes into a pile of something off screen"

Salvador (faintly): “THAT. WAS. AWESOME!”

Gaige: “my money is on Salvador!”

*Salvador runs back screaming and holding 2 vladof rifles"

Krieg: “THE MEATBALL WANT MORE HONEY?!”

*the sound of fighting can be heard some more"

Maya (to gaige): “can you get them to stop fighting?”

Gaige: "come on, cant i wait till Sal wins?

krieg goes across the screen with salvador on his shoulders pulling his head around

Maya (in an angry tone): No!

Gaige (in a disappointed tone): “fine. go get em’ deathtrap!”

deathtrap runs over to them

Krieg: “HUG ME IM FRENCH”

the sound of an explosion plays and peices of deathtrap fly past the screen

Gaige: “hey!”

Maya (aggressively) :“just stop fighting already!”

*Maya uses her phaselock in their direction"

krieg runs around the screen on fire, corroded and slagged

Krieg: “YUMMY HOT PURPLE BEE JUICE!”

Salvador (in a cocky tone): “ha! you think that can stop me!?”

Maya uses her phaselock to throw salvador out the window

Maya (to axton): “sorry about that disruption, what was it you wanted to know?”

Axton: “uhhhh…”


Then the scene would go back to zer0 and Axton doing what they were doing before.

The purpose of this is mostly to show how I imagine the characters would interact with each other if there WAS a borderlands movie.

So, what do you guys think?

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Is it weird that I read this in Grandma Flexington’s voice?

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