SCENE INT: the scene begins with axton with zero in a swampy area on their way to a check something out
Axton echo calls the base
Axton: “so, what are we looking for exactly?”
CUT TO: maya on the crimson raider computer with some faint crashing sounds in the background. The camera is located in the computer screen.
Maya: appearently there is some kind of hyperion experiment gone loose and it needs to be killed
more crashing sounds are heard in the background
Axton:“what are those noises?”
Maya (in an annoyed tone): Krieg and Salvador are wrestling again.
*Salvador goes flying over Maya’s head and crashes into a pile of something off screen"
Salvador (faintly): “THAT. WAS. AWESOME!”
Gaige: “my money is on Salvador!”
*Salvador runs back screaming and holding 2 vladof rifles"
Krieg: “THE MEATBALL WANT MORE HONEY?!”
*the sound of fighting can be heard some more"
Maya (to gaige): “can you get them to stop fighting?”
Gaige: "come on, cant i wait till Sal wins?
krieg goes across the screen with salvador on his shoulders pulling his head around
Maya (in an angry tone): No!
Gaige (in a disappointed tone): “fine. go get em’ deathtrap!”
deathtrap runs over to them
Krieg: “HUG ME IM FRENCH”
the sound of an explosion plays and peices of deathtrap fly past the screen
Gaige: “hey!”
Maya (aggressively) :“just stop fighting already!”
*Maya uses her phaselock in their direction"
krieg runs around the screen on fire, corroded and slagged
Krieg: “YUMMY HOT PURPLE BEE JUICE!”
Salvador (in a cocky tone): “ha! you think that can stop me!?”
Maya uses her phaselock to throw salvador out the window
Maya (to axton): “sorry about that disruption, what was it you wanted to know?”
Axton: “uhhhh…”
Then the scene would go back to zer0 and Axton doing what they were doing before.
The purpose of this is mostly to show how I imagine the characters would interact with each other if there WAS a borderlands movie.
So, what do you guys think?